Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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