So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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