sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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