do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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