she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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