It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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