I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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