He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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