I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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