I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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