no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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