actually, I'm a sock model
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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