The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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