his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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