Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize