just come out here and I will go home with you...
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
