talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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