If i come over, it means nothing
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
