Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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