looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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