dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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