Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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