i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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