we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Floor bacon is actually really good
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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