it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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