Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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