No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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