Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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