Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
