Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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