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• (949): View more from California

  After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(

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• (936): View more from Texas

  I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.

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• (315): View more from New York

  at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache

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• (813): View more from Florida

  peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.

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• (925): View more from California

  I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.

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• (562): View more from California

  When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.

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