Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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