I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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