Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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