If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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