I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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