He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize