We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
