I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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