Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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