I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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