Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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