is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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