I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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