You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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