porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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