I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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