Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he fucked my hip out of place.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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