We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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