i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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