I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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