I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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