you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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