that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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