R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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