Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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